KIEFER IMITATES THE CHINESE
I might be a little late to the party with this one - I was knocked into a coma after having to deal with Curtis getting shot in the neck and then having a suitcase nuke go off in LA (so wait, can a character on this show please explain to me what a suitcase nuke is in more elementary terms than Karen already did to Wayne? If the President of the f-ing US doesn't understand what a suitcase nuke is, we might as well all just give up) so I haven't been too up on the latest happenings.
Anyway, apparently Kiefer channeled his inner 10 year old (aka he got drunk again) and slowly tortured the only prototype of a Jack Bauer action figure with fire over the course of a night out. Damn you Kiefer, Johnny hasn't had a creepy piece of plastic to sleep with for the past 2 years because of you (well, a creepy piece of plastic in the shape of Jack Bauer. The Bono doll would beg to differ).
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Don't forget about the George W. Bush Commander-in-Chief action doll I got for Christmas senior year. Mission Accomplished, indeed.
No kiddin Smocky. i've got to fight now for space in bed now between the Kiefer doll and the Simpsons and South Park stuffed ones.. But thanx smock for giving me an idea for a 3rd anniversary present for J. what could possibly be a better gift but a season 6 Kiefer doll which comes with an extra set of glistening white choppers along with a plastic bag and a glue-on jesus beard. but let's not kid ourselves, he loves me cause 'edgar' is part of my name.
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