BAUER POWER HOUR

Do you like 24?

Do you like drinking?

Of course you do!

Well then, Professor Thoms is just the bar for you! Last night, the bar held its third Jack Bauer Power Hour, and it was, according to the site "as scandalous as Karen Hayes' tendering her resignation."

This sounds like quite a deal. 'Jack' specials the whole show, shots on the house every time Jack kills somebody, and Nuclear Sake Bombs if Jack's dad or brother dies, Jack makes out with his brother's wife, or if the President fires Tom.

Needless to say, with the total lack of excitement, and zero Bauer kill count last night, Professor Thoms was laughing all the way to the bank.

None of this means you can't play along at home however.

Do I like 24? Yes! Do I like drinking alone? Heavily? Of course. This Bauer Power Hour might not be so bad after all.