DAY 6 FINALE PREDICTIONS

The following are my Season 6 Finale predictions. If they seem totally obvious, that’s because – much like this entire season – they are.

Jack will take back the component but spare his father’s life after not being able to kill him.

The same cannot be said for Cheng. Jack is going to fuck this guy up.

A Season 7 plotline will be set up for a Jack-Marilyn relationship/marriage.

The writers will reveal the one thing every fan has known since Episode 4 -- that Josh is Jack's son. I know … SHOCKING!

President Logan will not be mentioned once. Or as Joel Surnow puts it, “Let this matter never be spoken of again.”

President Palmer’s condition will bring Sandra back to the hospital and back on the show, quite possibly ruining the entire two hours.

Walid will be President Palmer’s roommate at the hospital. Despite the show’s strict 24-hour format, the two will spend the final thirty minutes of the episode watching the season finale of Heroes.

Vice President Daniels will visit Lisa in the hospital and officially dump her. Then he will join Wayne and Walid in their room to watch the end of Heroes.

Bill will dump Karen. Karen will cry.

Karen will turn to Lennox for comfort and support. Lennox will lose his virginity.

Nadia and Doyle will embrace – but stop awkwardly when Zombie Milo discovers them.

Morris won’t fall off the wagon. He’ll jump.

Chloe will cry some more.

Oh, and CTU will be infiltrated and taken hostage by terrorists.

And that dude from Denver who ratted out Doyle … is a mole!

President Suvarov will change his mind and decide to kidnap and torture Jack for invading the Russian consulate. He will be shipped off on a slow boat to Moscow.

Any predictions on the weakest, most predictable season ever? Post it.